1208PHONECALLS

“1208GREENWOOD, how can I help?”

“Hi, is this the pastor?”

“Yes.”

“Finally! I’ve been calling churches all over the place and no one’s been answering!”

“Yeah?”

“Yeah! Hey, I have a question. Is it a sin to rent out my apartment to an unmarried couple?”

“… Uh… I imagine that’s more or less between you and God.”

“Well that’s just the thing—I don’t know!”

“Ha ha. Uh… I mean, I would let them in and just show them God’s love.”

“I just don’t want to go to Hell over this.”

“No, you’re not going to go to Hell. Just show them God’s love in hopes that they’ll see Jesus.”

“So I’m not going to go to Hell?”

“No, you’re not going to Hell.”

“Okay, thanks.”

*click*

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